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- AAA AAAAA AA AAAAAAA AAA AAAAAAAAA!, AAA AAA AAAA AAAA AA!
AAA 是一位史上最強，稱霸電玩界多年的帝王，但是帝王只有讓子民們知道帝王的存在，不曾在公開場合露臉。在每台大型電玩的英雄榜上。子民們都能瞻仰到帝王的名諱。
為了打倒帝王，美帝戰爭部曾建立一個巨大架構的電玩世界，吸引帝王來使用。希望能消耗帝王的HP以達到目的。但是在這一戰役中，卻反而被帝王殺掉12個 CPU。
為了彰顯帝王的豐功偉業，有高達八成的隨身電玩機的電池上，都印著 AAA，讓電玩玩家，能時時緬懷，帝王的偉大成就。
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[編輯] 關於 AAA 的長相
因為AAA不曾出現於公開場所，所我們也只能想像帝王的外貌。也因為是想像，所以就有了種種關於容貌的傳聞。像是二十來歲的朝鮮人，及美帝電玩公司的試玩人員，和落腮鬍的歐洲人等等。很巧的，似乎都長得跟目擊者本人一模一樣。
[編輯] 關於 AAA 的迷思
因為除了最高分的成績以外，AAA也常留下第二名或第三名的紀錄。所以也有人認為AAA 實際上也沒那麼神。但是根據鑽家的看法，其實是AAA的分數已經太高，高到爆錶， 滿出來的分數就放在第二名跟第三名的位置。
而路人甲則認為第二名或第三名，都是AAA企圖讓人覺得這樣比較像是人的成績的巧思。
另外，路人乙覺得這是AAA在練習著能自由自在地控制自己的名次。
最近，有新的說法說，AAA 不過就是台電腦，或是個只能顯示8位數的計算機。
[編輯] Speculations about AAA
- 自從1958年AAA創造了第一個奇蹟後，鑽家曾經估計AAA的一切生活可能是：除了玩電玩外，就是玩電玩。
- AAA在一段非常長的時間內被認定為所有電玩的始源...但是沒有人能夠提供足夠証據証明。
- 當攻略之神Prima在９０年代發明電玩攻略，將其售出，結果成為巨富時，
- 鑽家開始認定她的真正身份就是AAA。
- 從閉路電視攝錄的秘密影像揭發了Prima原來並不是傳說中的AAA。
- 雖然Prima對電玩經驗豐富，但是她沒有能力締造猶如AAA一樣的可怕分數。Though Prima does not say anything on the subject, experts generally accept the idea that Prima somehow obtains hints from AAA, which she then tests and writes down into her strategy guides. How Prima obtains this information is yet to be determined, but interviews with the former Queen of the Martians suggest that she does have some sort of relationship with the mysterious AAA.
[編輯] About AAA insurance
AAA's influence has appeared in several elementary schools in several anti-drunk driving programs. However, AAA was true to his mysterious identity and took the form of a DrumMania 4th Mix machine and played catchy disco-infused-with-voodoo/tribal songs written by Vin Diesel for the children to remember. One boy attempted to play the game machine but since there were too many 128th notes in a level-1 song, the boy's head collapsed on itself. Investigators would later find out that the game did not cause his death, but his infalliable faith for several religions, which is impossible. The widespread of the boy's death and these excruciatingly catchy songs made AAA popular with the MADD. Fortunately, 117% of the members were experiencing menopause. This caused the MADD to take action, out of spontaneity, and create the American Automobile Association, or Triple A, named after AAA.
The company ended up losing millions of dollars in profit in its first quarter because soon after it began business, a majority of the people who signed were people who had too much time on their hands. These people became curious about what AAA meant (through days of staring contests in the mirror) and ended up listening to the extremely catchy disco-infused-with-voodoo/tribal songs, resulting in spontaneous combustion just from being near, looking at, or even thinking about anything besides the lyrics to the song, the beat to the song, the tune to the song, and sports drinks (especially water, or, in fact, any liquid/gel substance).
Unfortunately, the buzz and popularity of the Vin Diesel songs ironically caused more people to listen to them. People today still suffer from Vin Diesel songs. Vin Diesel's disco-infused-with-voodoo/tribal music is now the 7th leading cause of death, placing in front of being stung by several stingrays.
[編輯] Stories from the life
[編輯] HaloPwner666
I was playing Halo 2 on Containment, right? We were playing Capture the flag, we just started. me and six other guys were watching the flag when two seconds later, the flag vanished. it said: Spartan 114 took the flag! No one was that fast, there were no possible Multiplayer cheats for Halo 2 so far. My guess? It was AAA.
[編輯] Jenny
My mom is a kind of person who never plays videogames, but once she gave Contra III, or "Super Probotector" as it is known in Europe, a go just to be friendly with us kids. She tapped the buttons so randomly and so ferociously that suddenly she skipped to the second level. I swear on my father's bones it's true, even though no level skipping cheat has ever been found for this game. My guess is AAA whispered the secret to her in her dreams.
[編輯] Craig
(中文=自創,不是英文翻译)從前我是街頭霸王。我会旅行，并且，无论哪里我发现了一个Game，我會使用，并且我會打爆機。 我的技巧是，我曾经通过打他们and欺凌我的对手(在比赛中),必须提供的每次可能的比赛。 我会支付他们的比赛和他们的食物和采取他们的饮料做他们逗留和更多处罚。 我把比赛change成艺术，我停止了对手在他的每個招式，并且我两次未曾重复一组合同日(?????)。 另一方面,我遇见了这个人。 它是，很古怪，它不是，如我注意了什么他看上去象，但是当我设法记住时我能只看到空白。 他没有联系目光接触，他没有说什么，他采摘了Balrog。 在世界战士。 没有投入在处所。 我真正地没有时间采取由于到目前为止，并且告诉真相我是入我没有注意的比赛它是古怪的。 另一方面，但是他把我难住，因此坚硬他得到了在一个的高比分名单顶部圆。 第二个圆结束象，四秒，并且我有点儿跌倒了。 我立即有我的脚，但是人消失了，消失，不用踪影。 但是不在投入在他的名字之前在高比分，您猜测它， AAA。 Once upon a time I was the king of Street Fighter. I'd travel the land and wherever I found an arcade, I'd play and I'd beat everyone who stepped up with impunity. My skill was so great I used to humiliate my opponents by beating them in every possible match-up the game had to offer. I'd pay for their games and their food and their drink to make them stay and take more punishment. I turned the game into an art, where my every move was the most graceful, I stopped the opponent at his every turn, and I never repeated a combo twice in the same day.
But then I met this guy. . . it's so weird, it wasn't like I paid attention to what he looked like but when I try to remember I can only see a blank space. He didn't make eye contact, he didn't say anything, he just picked Balrog. In World Warrior. Without putting in a quarter. I didn't really have time to take in that and to tell the truth I was so far into the game I didn't notice it was weird. But then he beat me so damn hard he got on top of the high score list in just one round. The second round was over in like, four seconds and I sort of fell over. I got to my feet right away but the guy had vanished, just vanished without a trace. But not before putting in his name on the high score, you guessed it, AAA.
[編輯] Harry
There was this one time I was playing Road Burners at the arcade, and this guy jumps onto the bike next to me, drops a quarter in, and waits until I picked the track. As soon as it says Go, he just zooms straight past me. I barely even caught a glimpse of him. Then a few seconds later, he races towards me. Backwards. I just manage to get out of the way, and complete the race at what was my best time ever. I went to put my initials in, but it wouldn't let me. I'd lost! Written in the place that should've been mine was "AAA - "0.00.93".
[編輯] ZZZZZ
I took my old N64 and Diddy Kong Racing game I had out of the closet and turned it on, and it said that the Game Pak is corrupted and may be irreparably damaged. I continued and I went to the time trial mode, and each track had a lap record of 00:00:00, followed by the 3 letter ID, AAA.... I turned it off and powered it back up, and it was gone, and all of my data was back, but I will never forget this, the time when AAA conquered my DKR game.
[編輯] 關於AAA的豐功偉業
- AAA已經締造了幾百個電玩遊戲的最高分數。
- 為了表現他自己的實力，他亦締造了全世界最低的電玩分數和全世界最中等的電玩分數。
- 他亦有能力製造任何你想不到的分數，而這樣只是為了証明他可以取得任何需要的東西。
- 俄羅斯方塊：他成功用一塊方塊消除了五行方塊。
- 然後整個遊戲彈出Stage Clear字樣，還有爆機畫面。
- Pong（乒乓球）：他和磚牆對戰勝利，結果他勝利。
- He is so good at Zero Wing that he unlocked 'Proper grammar mode'.
他只用了不足12分鐘就把原始銀河戰士給打爆了，然後更把薩姆斯變成骷髏骨的結局給解鎖了。
- 任天狗：他在任天狗養貓。
- In Darius, the game says "WARNING! A HUGE BATTLESHIP AAA IS APPROACHING FAST.".
- 星海爭霸：他打敗了五十九個韓國人。
- 那些韓國人還是同一組的。
- In Warning Forever, he managed to reach a boss so ferocious that it broke out of his computer screen (dubbed the "Tera Smashed Tera Poded Infinity Omega with Extra Onions") and had to subdue it in hand-to-hand combat.
- DDR Max 7：他在所有歌曲取得ＡＡＡ級，所以設計者唯有把這個等級名為ＡＡＡ。
- He didn't think DDR Extreme was.
- In Lemmings, he ended each level with more lemmings than he started with.
- He beat Super Mario Bros. 3 without even touching his controller. He just walked into the room, and the game beat itself out of pure and utter fear. On top of that, the system wasn't turned on, the controllers weren't plugged in, and the cartridge was sitting on a nearby shelf.
- 他扁了 The Game（Triple H）.
- He gets the ball in the cup every time.
- 寵物小那精：他用ＬＶ５鯉魚龍打敗ＬＶ１００超夢夢，還要是使用鯉魚翻身。
- 殺你爹傳說Ocarina of Time：他跑嬴了傳說中的Running Man。
- He killed Krauser in Resident Evil 4, using only flash grenades.
- He unlocked the secret character Colbei in all the Advance Wars games.
- In Diablo 2, his necromancer was able to summon Mephisto, Diablo, Baal, The Cow King, Deckard Cain, Mario, and Sonic the Hedgehog as minions.
- He beat all existing Megaman games without jumping.
- Wii Sports：他可以一桿入洞。這樣好像不太難吧....除了他同時在打網球之外。
- He married all of the girls in Harvest Moon and became a farm baron, managing a black market drug ring and buying out the election as mayor of Mineral Town.
- He beat NetHack as an illiterate atheist vegan Wizard, without landing a single blow. When a trap on level 10 polymorphed him into a floating eye, he completed the rest of the game that way, blindfolded. Pestilence caught a cold from him. Famine bought him lunch. (AAA didn't eat it.) His final score wrapped MAXINT twice and still pushed ten other players off the screen.
- He tamed Missingno.
- 逆轉裁判：他以一個文件夾為手中唯一的證據完成了逆轉。
- He beat Jak 3 under 1 milisecond while playing as Daxter.
- AAA can beat the arcade version of Gradius III without dying once. Trying to complete this game is a big enough feat already, even for AAA. But he claimed the game is way too easy.
- 街頭霸王：他可以做出一擊必死技。
- 卡比的冒險：他也可以做出一擊必死技。
- Final Fantasy VII： AAA beat Ultimate Weapon, Ruby Weapon, Emerald Weapon, Diamond Weapon, Granite Weapon, Sapphire Weapon, Crystal Weapon, Gold Weapon, Silver Weapon, Plastic Weapon and Unobtainium Weapon as Yuffie with no magic and no materia.
- He has made Sims that breed every 5 seconds.
- He has completed all 9999 levels of bloody palace in DMC3 in 2 minutes, only going up one floor at a time.
- On Wipeout, he certainly did. Every other vehicle. Including the ones that weren't racing.
- In World of Warcraft, his hunter has Onyxia as a pet.
- And his druid could fly from level 1.
- And he opened the dark portal, simply by farting on the other side of the Blasted Lands.
- Which is why they became blasted.
- And he opened the dark portal, simply by farting on the other side of the Blasted Lands.
- And his druid could fly from level 1.
- He regularly gets Leeroy Jenkins to charge into rooms full of dragons. As a warm-up.
- He beat level 256 in Pac Man.
- Blindfolded.
- 他將路奇在任天星球64位元（任天堂N64）中解開。
- He has the 13th item in Kingdom of Loathing, and the Scroll of Omnipotence in ADOM.
- He beat Doom V1.1 on Nightmare on the day of release.
- This wasn't challenging enough to AAA, so he made a WAD that had at least 5000 cyberdemons per level with 10 BFG 9000s on each hand and made it so the only attack he could use was to flick them... he beat this in 1 minute.
- 哈利跛特６：爆機，而且鄧不利多沒有死。
- Take-Two is attempting to make Duke Nukem Forever the hardest game ever, and employs AAA as its beta-tester. That's why it hasn't been released yet.
- He can afford the PS3.
- With Arcade credits.
- Using only his GAME reward card.
- With Arcade credits.
- Runescape：他利用了一枝木棒和一杯啤酒ＫＯ了Zezima。
- 他扁了任天星球的史上最強水管工兄弟有12分鐘。
- 用腳。
- 還是要踏正腦門。
- He was clipping them while playing.
- 還是要踏正腦門。
- 用腳。
- 街頭霸王２：他把神龍解了鎖。
- He played the Zelda CD-I games without snickering at the cutscenes.
- 把暈到死完全擊敗，包括暈到死鼻屎大.
