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腦殘

小心!極度危險!

注意,你將直接或間接看到一些腦殘,敬請諸位偽基國民注意:珍愛生命,遠離腦殘

這些腦殘會比毀三觀樓主還毀三觀,已經達到世界餵牲組織無法預料的地步!

邪惡的超越數3.1415926的詛咒
數學常數&圓周率侵入
腦殘已被象徵邪惡的圓周率數學文字侵入,與九九乘法表功效相近,可使低智商人士減少失去觀看下文的興緻。

(從簡而言,即下文出現大量數字或公式,會令閣下不安,敬請留意。(註:僅鄉民適用......))

接觸圓周率&數學文字,下場可能是:

  1. 無盡的恐懼(特別是智商零的人,如鄉民)
  2. 阻止蘿莉正太提早腦殘
  3. 抵消建構式數學的功力
天線寶寶的凝望
本文經過天線寶寶認可
這篇文章經過天線寶寶認可,可以給天線寶寶教徒觀看。

懷疑本篇內容屬思想犯罪,下場可能是:

  1. 被天線寶寶教徒植入液晶螢幕及高功率天線。
  2. 被迫與努努一同在天線之家勞動改造。


thumb|200px|腦殘管理員的日常活動
閱讀會腦殘!
成因
猛暴性腦殘
腦殘初期症狀
腦殘中期症狀
腦殘末期 或 猛暴性腦殘症
章魚哥的看法‎
李時珍對腦殘的診斷

「妳真真真真真真真真真是腦殘中的人才阿!」

- 智障對腦殘的稱讚


本草綱目記載,腦殘沒藥醫!」

- 本草綱目對腦殘的診斷


「我真真是腦殘中的擁護者。」

- 自己的稱讚


「學而時習之,不亦悅乎;有朋自遠方來,不亦樂乎;人不知而不慍;不亦君子乎!」

- 孔家店有名的智障話,遺毒千年對腦殘的診斷


「我要讓你們統統變腦殘」

- 維基百科對偽基人的警告


腦殘鄉民的腦袋因受到來自北淒國的憨﹝並且含有888888888888888%的浩呆元素﹞元素大量照射,致使腦內快速繁衍大量鼻涕蟲,進而發生連續不間斷的邏輯不通錯誤藍屏死機迴圈,大量的鼻涕蟲使腦部壞掉導致鄉民行為暫時失常,多發於動漫喜好者、御宅族、犯罪者、吃政治飯等死的藍淫政客跟造謠做假、夢魘胡說、熱愛爆漿加料的妓者。常在偽基百科寫些鬼才看的懂的無聊條目的香港台灣特廚也是個好例子。沒有人清楚腦殘的成因,但有人說統計上顯示所從事的職業可能跟腦殘的發生有關。

腦殘的治療方式目前仍在研究中,對於腦殘人士目前最好的治療就是射殺療法、高能放射治療或直接將腦部整個剁掉(外科切除手術或開山刀,鎯頭),但由於治療後的死亡機率高達八成到十成,所以大多數國家並不認同這種療法。 (除維基邪惡帝國外)

腦殘的成因[編輯]

江秉樺可能腦殘,除了地球人 之外。


WTF!



經過10000000000次以上不負責任之臨床實驗發現,大部分的腦殘都非先天性遺傳疾病所造成,而是經由外在因素加上心理自我影響而引發的一種腦部顯著緩慢進程性而腦容量低下智商急速降低致成殘廢頭殼下陷外觀行為特異無定向喪心病狂症候群,簡稱腦殘。例:智商從123456789降到-12415757 ﹝此為初級腦殘﹞

有些鄉民以為這樣就可以大搖大擺,流著口水、手抖腳抖的想要試圖裝腦殘去'驅宮索申請腦殘專利,再怎麼裝都不會像自以為中國政治人物。試著去申請的鄉民可以看那驅宮索裡面有沒有同樣腦殘等級的公務員(富奸?內奸?傻傻分不清楚)會幫忙辦,裝腦殘成功的鄉民將成為廣大腦殘患者膜拜的先驅,比經病再高一萬級。

裝腦殘失敗者通常下場會被驅宮索職員抓到密室,被史上最醜怪的區巴桑夜夜輪姦到體無完膚搖搖欲墜後,灌下300000000000000cc的過期N年瀉藥每天再照三餐加消夜阿魯巴,裝腦殘失敗被驅宮索人員抓包不能像當場以扮土撥鼠裝可愛來帶過,或是學CS向前向後左右移位試圖逃脫,這樣更容易被偽基嬉戲英靈們認為是腦殘,而被抓走關在偽基地下十八層的隔離套房,天天被偽基的嬉戲英靈們灌食比豆漿還濃9999999999999999999999倍的洨。

此症候群在醫學上雖已有不少研究,但仍然對外宣稱不明,其因為醫學家研究發現,此症候群發揮至極致時,因大量部雜草吸收患者腦部組織之故,會有嚴重的胡言亂語口水四溢癲三倒四大小便失禁自己跑去美人數阿魯巴以致言語表達不清,甚至會不自覺的手舞足蹈肢體完全不受自意志控制,最後將慢慢演變為無法回覆的非典型廢柴,而此兩種病症因電影與電視劇的大幅渲染,已廣為鄉民所知,正如電視劇所提,此兩種病症病發原因不明,為不治之症,最後終究會變成腦缺。 號呆相信腦缺是腦缺了一個比宇宙還要大999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999倍的洞

然而世上隱世埋名,未發病腦殘人數眾多,無法用手掌握,當然腳也不行,要是不小心被廣大鄉民茫裹日爆依週看,甚或踢V逼A死電視抬妓者們發現現實是殘酷的,知道腦殘會急速的變為非典型廢柴且無藥可醫,為怕隱瞞事實良心譴責而將其踢爆者,將造成廣大鄉民腦內之些微腦殘病毒,以滔滔江水綿綿不絕之姿串聯使腦內雜草快速滋生侵襲部組織,而扶老攜幼群起暴走,導致地球完全毀滅,後果將不堪設想。所以專家認為對於感染腦殘之鄉民目前最好的治療法,就是用候選人的文宣隔離並補抓他們,把患者的頭跺下,再用含有偽基偽元素10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000%的濃濃汁予以浸泡五十年,倒出後用99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000kg鎯頭一次擊碎,再用火燄槍焚燒,因若在其演變為非典型廢柴前有效隔離並執行以上動作,將可以預防群起暴走之後疑症。

歷史中,常有許多先學研究人類的病證,在過去常有人被罵神經病白痴空坎肖仔滴桃號呆等族系不及備載,但後來漸已成醫科顯學之一。

由於世界上已有大量人受腦殘所感染, 更有多個極端例子,例如:顏福偉屌布硃等,變成一種認為其他人都是腦殘而自己郤絕對不是腦殘。再而進行搶奪石油撫摸的士司機、對公狗喇吉、撞豆腐自殺、開掃把衝撞偽基百科總部、用老二打開門等非理性腦殘行為,亦有很多因過度腦殘引致直接演變成一園垂垂「」星人的個案。而「腦殘」實在為世界上最恐怖最邪惡的精神疾病,腦殘病毒更準備架起戰機向外星人進攻,凡為腎虧者,必致腦殘病毒滲入,導致部分外星紅世虧神進入現世,流傳起火星文

近代數字團體就有很多是腦殘的,但樂透研究團體是高深的一們學問,多少樂透不中的鄉民受到貢姑自在式強大刺激,引發其腦中潛藏以久的腦殘基因,而必須住進樂山精神病院中療養隔離

據說,有新品種的腦殘病毒,名字叫"創新腦殘症",患者是因為受到創新戰隊的創新死光所影響,出現腦殘病毒變種情況,患者會情不自禁地不斷發出「呢(nie)」的聲音,或者以「呢(nie)」唱出旺旺o泡果奶的背景音樂。醫生斷定患了創新腦殘症的人士不能用任何方法救治,現階段只能隔離已知的嚴重患者,並應用老二進行攻擊及摩擦。(再用10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000+99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999+9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999公斤的榔頭重擊、叫全球的人把他的腳開開去撞阿里山神木,直到阿里山神木斷掉、把他的衣服脫光光用火神機槍、AK47、葛洛克手槍、史密斯手槍、麥格威手槍、合金弹頭發明的超級001戰車射擊直到槍已經壞掉。)

還有是一種得平是進化演變過來的1111111114 yeeeeeeyeeyteyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee。 腦殘的代表者江秉樺~

腦殘分級[[分類:]][編輯]

無國界醫生已把腦殘分成幾個等級: 如果你的智商低於或等於-12415757,你已經變成初期腦殘了。 如果你的智商低於或等於-45694365464,你已經變成中期腦殘了。 如果你的智商低於或等於-99999999999999999999999999,你已經變成末級腦殘了。 如果你的智商低於或等於-3141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481117450284102701938521105559644622948954930381964428810975665933446128475648233786783165271201909145648566923460348610454326648213393607260249141273724587006606315588174881520920962829254091715364367892590360011330530548820466521384146951941511609433057270365759591953092186117381932611793105118548074462379962749567351885752724891227938183011949129833673362440656643086021394946395224737190702179860943702770539217176293176752384674818467669405132000568127145263560827785771342757789609173637178721468440901224953430146549585371050792279689258923542019956112129021960864034418159813629774771309960518707211349999998372978049951059731732816096318595024459455346908302642522308253344685035261931188171010003137838752886587533208814206171776691473035982534904287554687311595628638823537875937519577818577805321712268066130019278766111959092164201989,你已經變成超末期腦殘了。

職業與腦殘的關係[編輯]

腦殘外在因素加上心裡自我影響(即思覺失調等的精神病)而引發腦內雜草快速滋生,所以最容易發生在人際關係眾多擁有特殊身份的生物身上,學生政治人物妓者上班族則是與上述1條件極為符合,但並不是表示上述之人都是腦殘,因擁有特殊身份的生物且能讓廢鐵在腦部生長的人並非人人符合。

好人與腦殘的關係[編輯]

在電腦的硬體中,如果缺少了乘法算式,就用建構式數學來通過加法器計算。這類電腦由於缺少部件,稱為殘腦,但古時候漢語為反向閱讀,所以訛傳腦殘。電腦腦殘了之後,就需要更多的腦殘醫生來修理。從另一方面來看,這也鍛鍊了不少腦殘人成為終級進化老腦殘人。再進化就是超超超級終極進進化老老腦殘人,但通常要跟姚明學習,並且要學45694365464年。

腦殘與學生的關係[編輯]

腦殘是學生最可怕的病毒,大多數的腦殘學生都是會無故地罵人和自殘自HIGH等KAI的行為,據統計每一間正常學生的學校就會有90%的學生是腦殘的。

學生腦殘的主要因素有:

  • 老師的教學方式問題
  • 家長的影響
  • 受先天性腦殘的同學影響
  • 叫自己做樹皮的人
  • 被腦殘同學推倒,變成章魚哥說的:「你腦殘,你的腦受重傷!」
  • 被人強制吃下精*物
  • 先天就是腦殘

初期病徵:

  • 無故打人或用粗口罵人
  • 腦殘
  • 給同學暱稱 例:丁丁、小波
  • 脫下內褲說哈囉
  • 認為自己的蛋蛋是最大的(癡漢也是)

中期病徵:

  • 開始叫自己做「馬桶蓋」
  • 自HIGH
  • 像吸毒的人一樣
  • 狂吃淫*
  • 相信卡通人物是存在的

末期病徵:

  • SM同學
  • 老師
  • 無故圍毆他人
  • 阿魯巴同學
  • 宣稱自己是天線寶寶
  • 自稱自己是:「佛山無影腳」
  • 看得到自己的腦袋
  • Transform To 腦缺
  • 支持海綿寶的歷史學
  • 以為自己是JK

由於患學生腦殘的人數眾多,所以台灣和其他國家已經開辦了一個研究學生腦殘的協會(簡稱「腦殘協會」)由此可見學生腦殘比正常腦殘更可怕。

腦殘在台灣各年齡階層的比率[編輯]

  • 0歲 ~ 5歲:3.1415926%
  • 5歲 ~ 10歲:55.5711706184163375298411900993930630138537831062341150954418440255635455209063949276800779379614943172301418%
  • 10歲 ~ 13歲:98.6960440108935861883449099987615113531369940724079062641334894123...(數量過大無法顯示%,簡寫為98.7%)
  • 14歲及以上:999999999.99999999999999999999999的9999999999999次方%
  • 鑽家指出,0到999999999999999歲由於腦部發育還未健全,所以大部分的人在此時都出現了各種腦殘的現象。
  • 但是鑽家指出在14歲到20歲之間由於腦部發育已經逐漸完全,所以此時的腦殘病發率非常的高。同時勸導家長讓這個年齡層的青少年遊玩有大量憨元素的元兇--網路遊戲硬膠低智能遊戲、腦殘日漫及徐丹

  • 而21歲到30歲之間的民眾一般上大部分已脫離網路遊戲,所以鑽家指出造成他們腦殘的原因主要來自於工作上、家庭上、社交上的壓力。
  • 31歲到50歲之間的民眾大部分由於腦殘政治嘴砲政客的影響造成間接性腦殘病發,但鑽家指出只要完全隔絕政治並遠離嘴砲政客並及否定一切嘴砲政客的言論就可治癒間接性腦殘。
  • 51歲以上的腦殘患者通常已出現初期的腦缺症狀,所以鑽家建議患者儘量使用射殺綠壩療法來治療。

並且有假裝腦殘的漫畫家懶得畫嘴砲,而被(你)批評到死。

關於腦殘的統計[編輯]

  • 內射會的腦殘愛好者中達99%,存活者佔3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481117450284102701938521105559644622948954930381964428810975665933446128475648233786783165271201909145648566923460348610454326648213393607260249141273724587006606315588174881520920962829254091715364367892590360011330530548820466521384146951941511609433057270365759591953092186117381932611793105118548074462379962749567351885752724891227938183011949129833673362440656643086021394946395224737190702179860943702770539217176293176752384674818467669405132000568127145263560827785771342757789609173637178721468440901224953430146549585371050792279689258923542019956112129021960864034418159813629774771309960518707211349999998372978049951059731732816096318595024459455346908302642522308253344685035261931188171010003137838752886587533208814206171776691473035982534904287554687311595628638823537875937519577818577805321712268066130019278766111959092164201989%(其中大多轉化成腦缺御宅族)
  • 一般人中佔99.99%,存活者佔3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481117450284102701938521105559644622948954930381964428810975665933446128475648233786783165271201909145648566923460348610454326648213393607260249141273724587006606315588174881520920962829254091715364367892590360011330530548820466521384146951941511609433057270365759591953092186117381932611793105118548074462379962749567351885752724891227938183011949129833673362440656643086021394946395224737190702179860943702770539217176293176752384674818467669405132000568127145263560827785771342757789609173637178721468440901224953430146549585371050792279689258923542019956112129021960864034418159813629774771309960518707211349999998372978049951059731732816096318595024459455346908302642522308253344685035261931188171010003137838752886587533208814206171776691473035982534904287554687311595628638823537875937519577818577805321712268066130019278766111959092164201989%(大多死於腦缺(活該))
  • 腦殘存活於壞人之中者佔3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481117450284102701938521105559644622948954930381964428810975665933446128475648233786783165271201909145648566923460348610454326648213393607260249141273724587006606315588174881520920962829254091715364367892590360011330530548820466521384146951941511609433057270365759591953092186117381932611793105118548074462379962749567351885752724891227938183011949129833673362440656643086021394946395224737190702179860943702770539217176293176752384674818467669405132000568127145263560827785771342757789609173637178721468440901224953430146549585371050792279689258923542019956112129021960864034418159813629774771309960518707211349999998372978049951059731732816096318595024459455346908302642522308253344685035261931188171010003137838752886587533208814206171776691473035982534904287554687311595628638823537875937519577818577805321712268066130019278766111959092164201989%存活者69%
  • 腦殘存活於好人之中者佔2%存活者3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481117450284102701938521105559644622948954930381964428810975665933446128475648233786783165271201909145648566923460348610454326648213393607260249141273724587006606315588174881520920962829254091715364367892590360011330530548820466521384146951941511609433057270365759591953092186117381932611793105118548074462379962749567351885752724891227938183011949129833673362440656643086021394946395224737190702179860943702770539217176293176752384674818467669405132000568127145263560827785771342757789609173637178721468440901224953430146549585371050792279689258923542019956112129021960864034418159813629774771309960518707211349999998372978049951059731732816096318595024459455346908302642522308253344685035261931188171010003137838752886587533208814206171776691473035982534904287554687311595628638823537875937519577818577805321712268066130019278766111959092164201989%(其中大多轉化成壞人)
  • 政治人物之中者3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481117450284102701938521105559644622948954930381964428810975665933446128475648233786783165271201909145648566923460348610454326648213393607260249141273724587006606315588174881520920962829254091715364367892590360011330530548820466521384146951941511609433057270365759591953092186117381932611793105118548074462379962749567351885752724891227938183011949129833673362440656643086021394946395224737190702179860943702770539217176293176752384674818467669405132000568127145263560827785771342757789609173637178721468440901224953430146549585371050792279689258923542019956112129021960864034418159813629774771309960518707211349999998372978049951059731732816096318595024459455346908302642522308253344685035261931188171010003137838752886587533208814206171776691473035982534904287554687311595628638823537875937519577818577805321712268066130019278766111959092164201989%存活者佔100%(國冥黨冥燼黨共慘黨死黨政客天生腦殘,故腦殘對其無影響)
  • 妓者之中者43%存活者佔3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481117450284102701938521105559644622948954930381964428810975665933446128475648233786783165271201909145648566923460348610454326648213393607260249141273724587006606315588174881520920962829254091715364367892590360011330530548820466521384146951941511609433057270365759591953092186117381932611793105118548074462379962749567351885752724891227938183011949129833673362440656643086021394946395224737190702179860943702770539217176293176752384674818467669405132000568127145263560827785771342757789609173637178721468440901224953430146549585371050792279689258923542019956112129021960864034418159813629774771309960518707211349999998372978049951059731732816096318595024459455346908302642522308253344685035261931188171010003137838752886587533208814206171776691473035982534904287554687311595628638823537875937519577818577805321712268066130019278766111959092164201989%
  • 上班族之中者3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481117450284102701938521105559644622948954930381964428810975665933446128475648233786783165271201909145648566923460348610454326648213393607260249141273724587006606315588174881520920962829254091715364367892590360011330530548820466521384146951941511609433057270365759591953092186117381932611793105118548074462379962749567351885752724891227938183011949129833673362440656643086021394946395224737190702179860943702770539217176293176752384674818467669405132000568127145263560827785771342757789609173637178721468440901224953430146549585371050792279689258923542019956112129021960864034418159813629774771309960518707211349999998372978049951059731732816096318595024459455346908302642522308253344685035261931188171010003137838752886587533208814206171776691473035982534904287554687311595628638823537875937519577818577805321712268066130019278766111959092164201989%存活者佔3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481117450284102701938521105559644622948954930381964428810975665933446128475648233786783165271201909145648566923460348610454326648213393607260249141273724587006606315588174881520920962829254091715364367892590360011330530548820466521384146951941511609433057270365759591953092186117381932611793105118548074462379962749567351885752724891227938183011949129833673362440656643086021394946395224737190702179860943702770539217176293176752384674818467669405132000568127145263560827785771342757789609173637178721468440901224953430146549585371050792279689258923542019956112129021960864034418159813629774771309960518707211349999998372978049951059731732816096318595024459455346908302642522308253344685035261931188171010003137838752886587533208814206171776691473035982534904287554687311595628638823537875937519577818577805321712268066130019278766111959092164201989%
  • 其他佔3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481117450284102701938521105559644622948954930381964428810975665933446128475648233786783165271201909145648566923460348610454326648213393607260249141273724587006606315588174881520920962829254091715364367892590360011330530548820466521384146951941511609433057270365759591953092186117381932611793105118548074462379962749567351885752724891227938183011949129833673362440656643086021394946395224737190702179860943702770539217176293176752384674818467669405132000568127145263560827785771342757789609173637178721468440901224953430146549585371050792279689258923542019956112129021960864034418159813629774771309960518707211349999998372978049951059731732816096318595024459455346908302642522308253344685035261931188171010003137838752886587533208814206171776691473035982534904287554687311595628638823537875937519577818577805321712268066130019278766111959092164201989%存活者佔3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481117450284102701938521105559644622948954930381964428810975665933446128475648233786783165271201909145648566923460348610454326648213393607260249141273724587006606315588174881520920962829254091715364367892590360011330530548820466521384146951941511609433057270365759591953092186117381932611793105118548074462379962749567351885752724891227938183011949129833673362440656643086021394946395224737190702179860943702770539217176293176752384674818467669405132000568127145263560827785771342757789609173637178721468440901224953430146549585371050792279689258923542019956112129021960864034418159813629774771309960518707211349999998372978049951059731732816096318595024459455346908302642522308253344685035261931188171010003137838752886587533208814206171776691473035982534904287554687311595628638823537875937519577818577805321712268066130019278766111959092164201989]]%
  • 總計腦殘存活率3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481117450284102701938521105559644622948954930381964428810975665933446128475648233786783165271201909145648566923460348610454326648213393607260249141273724587006606315588174881520920962829254091715364367892590360011330530548820466521384146951941511609433057270365759591953092186117381932611793105118548074462379962749567351885752724891227938183011949129833673362440656643086021394946395224737190702179860943702770539217176293176752384674818467669405132000568127145263560827785771342757789609173637178721468440901224953430146549585371050792279689258923542019956112129021960864034418159813629774771309960518707211349999998372978049951059731732816096318595024459455346908302642522308253344685035261931188171010003137838752886587533208814206171776691473035982534904287554687311595628638823537875937519577818577805321712268066130019278766111959092164201989%學生79.0%
  • 政治人物佔3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481117450284102701938521105559644622948954930381964428810975665933446128475648233786783165271201909145648566923460348610454326648213393607260249141273724587006606315588174881520920962829254091715364367892590360011330530548820466521384146951941511609433057270365759591953092186117381932611793105118548074462379962749567351885752724891227938183011949129833673362440656643086021394946395224737190702179860943702770539217176293176752384674818467669405132000568127145263560827785771342757789609173637178721468440901224953430146549585371050792279689258923542019956112129021960864034418159813629774771309960518707211349999998372978049951059731732816096318595024459455346908302642522308253344685035261931188171010003137838752886587533208814206171776691473035982534904287554687311595628638823537875937519577818577805321712268066130019278766111959092164201989%
  • 妓者佔3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481117450284102701938521105559644622948954930381964428810975665933446128475648233786783165271201909145648566923460348610454326648213393607260249141273724587006606315588174881520920962829254091715364367892590360011330530548820466521384146951941511609433057270365759591953092186117381932611793105118548074462379962749567351885752724891227938183011949129833673362440656643086021394946395224737190702179860943702770539217176293176752384674818467669405132000568127145263560827785771342757789609173637178721468440901224953430146549585371050792279689258923542019956112129021960864034418159813629774771309960518707211349999998372978049951059731732816096318595024459455346908302642522308253344685035261931188171010003137838752886587533208814206171776691473035982534904287554687311595628638823537875937519577818577805321712268066130019278766111959092164201989%
  • 上班族佔3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481117450284102701938521105559644622948954930381964428810975665933446128475648233786783165271201909145648566923460348610454326648213393607260249141273724587006606315588174881520920962829254091715364367892590360011330530548820466521384146951941511609433057270365759591953092186117381932611793105118548074462379962749567351885752724891227938183011949129833673362440656643086021394946395224737190702179860943702770539217176293176752384674818467669405132000568127145263560827785771342757789609173637178721468440901224953430146549585371050792279689258923542019956112129021960864034418159813629774771309960518707211349999998372978049951059731732816096318595024459455346908302642522308253344685035261931188171010003137838752886587533208814206171776691473035982534904287554687311595628638823537875937519577818577805321712268066130019278766111959092164201989%
  • 精神病院溝冥洞佔3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481117450284102701938521105559644622948954930381964428810975665933446128475648233786783165271201909145648566923460348610454326648213393607260249141273724587006606315588174881520920962829254091715364367892590360011330530548820466521384146951941511609433057270365759591953092186117381932611793105118548074462379962749567351885752724891227938183011949129833673362440656643086021394946395224737190702179860943702770539217176293176752384674818467669405132000568127145263560827785771342757789609173637178721468440901224953430146549585371050792279689258923542019956112129021960864034418159813629774771309960518707211349999998372978049951059731732816096318595024459455346908302642522308253344685035261931188171010003137838752886587533208814206171776691473035982534904287554687311595628638823537875937519577818577805321712268066130019278766111959092164201989%
  • 好小孩之中者0%存活, 因為都變了死小孩
  • 學生腦殘者會位可以令老師死亡率提高3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481117450284102701938521105559644622948954930381964428810975665933446128475648233786783165271201909145648566923460348610454326648213393607260249141273724587006606315588174881520920962829254091715364367892590360011330530548820466521384146951941511609433057270365759591953092186117381932611793105118548074462379962749567351885752724891227938183011949129833673362440656643086021394946395224737190702179860943702770539217176293176752384674818467669405132000568127145263560827785771342757789609173637178721468440901224953430146549585371050792279689258923542019956112129021960864034418159813629774771309960518707211349999998372978049951059731732816096318595024459455346908302642522308253344685035261931188171010003137838752886587533208814206171776691473035982534904287554687311595628638823537875937519577818577805321712268066130019278766111959092164201989%
  • 愛看天綠寶寶存活者佔3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481117450284102701938521105559644622948954930381964428810975665933446128475648233786783165271201909145648566923460348610454326648213393607260249141273724587006606315588174881520920962829254091715364367892590360011330530548820466521384146951941511609433057270365759591953092186117381932611793105118548074462379962749567351885752724891227938183011949129833673362440656643086021394946395224737190702179860943702770539217176293176752384674818467669405132000568127145263560827785771342757789609173637178721468440901224953430146549585371050792279689258923542019956112129021960864034418159813629774771309960518707211349999998372978049951059731732816096318595024459455346908302642522308253344685035261931188171010003137838752886587533208814206171776691473035982534904287554687311595628638823537875937519577818577805321712268066130019278766111959092164201989%
  • 其他佔3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481117450284102701938521105559644622948954930381964428810975665933446128475648233786783165271201909145648566923460348610454326648213393607260249141273724587006606315588174881520920962829254091715364367892590360011330530548820466521384146951941511609433057270365759591953092186117381932611793105118548074462379962749567351885752724891227938183011949129833673362440656643086021394946395224737190702179860943702770539217176293176752384674818467669405132000568127145263560827785771342757789609173637178721468440901224953430146549585371050792279689258923542019956112129021960864034418159813629774771309960518707211349999998372978049951059731732816096318595024459455346908302642522308253344685035261931188171010003137838752886587533208814206171776691473035982534904287554687311595628638823537875937519577818577805321712268066130019278766111959092164201989%
  • 你佔3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481117450284102701938521105559644622948954930381964428810975665933446128475648233786783165271201909145648566923460348610454326648213393607260249141273724587006606315588174881520920962829254091715364367892590360011330530548820466521384146951941511609433057270365759591953092186117381932611793105118548074462379962749567351885752724891227938183011949129833673362440656643086021394946395224737190702179860943702770539217176293176752384674818467669405132000568127145263560827785771342757789609173637178721468440901224953430146549585371050792279689258923542019956112129021960864034418159813629774771309960518707211349999998372978049951059731732816096318595024459455346908302642522308253344685035261931188171010003137838752886587533208814206171776691473035982534904287554687311595628638823537875937519577818577805321712268066130019278766111959092164201989%

小學生腦殘存活率遠高於別項生物是因為中小學生受到父母的極度保護,所以擁有強力護盾,成為了死小孩,因而難以近身擊垮。但其離開自家後將成為人人噓之的腦殘一族,很快將離開人世,因此不需感到不平。

至於愛看中國寶寶之人為腦殘者是因為腦殘代表為丁丁先生。丁丁先生擁有極強的腦殘能量,這也是謂何丁丁先生為人才之原因。丁丁先生並不是唯一嚴重腦殘者(其他三位天線腦殘者排除掉),近幾年出名的嚴重腦殘者陳嵉鮪先生便是個鮮明的例子,其腦殘程度無與倫比,或許也可與丁丁先生媲美。

陳廷偉小朋友會讓人聯想到有名的丁丁家族─馬捅一家。其家族首長為馬捅先生(本名馬鷹狗),為檯灣蛆長,為人超,因為有大量憨仔元素,所以也是腦殘嚴重者。

常喝玉米湯之中產階級兒女也該列為腦殘一族,原意來自於其英文「Corn Shit」。

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